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With the taste of your lips I'm all right.

*<3s punishing by withholding daterape*

baby jesus... Born To Rock *GUITAR RIFF*
12 March 1985
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My name is Erik. I have a black cat. I am God.
I go to college at Reed, in Portland, OR and am majoring in Philosophy. I graduated! I am a political junkie, a slasher, a geek, a gamer, a nocturne_alley fan and a nEVILle theorist, which means I know everything. Hola!
like mahatma gandhi followed by a horde of hotties or the feds on the trail of a mr. john gotti, I’m a sound wave tsunami, vocal origami, hijack the mike and it’s not like anyone can stop me.
The following is to store things that used to be in one of those open answer form boxes somewhere on my editinfo.bml page, but no longer are:
I <3 smart white girls who have good eugenics
Added 4/26/03 (much like what came before, in fact):

If anyone in this world gave two tugs of a dead dog's cock about the Truth, this journal would not be happening.

Because I am a liar. A dirty dirty liar. non_inferno says so, and we can trust her. But I have to admit that I don't know why, since we're all so very sick of her lies.
It has come to my attention that I'm a star. And I love the audience. And the audience loves me for loving them. And I love them for loving me. And we just love each other. That's because none of us got any love in our childhood.
hobaggins 0wnspwnz me. She is my queen.

Not all my icons were made by me: tabiji did the Magritte icon; hobaggins did the RAID icon; _kissyfish did the turpinol icon. I don't have the Magritte icon right now, but I might some day, so I'm not getting rid of this.
There is no need to fear me. I am perfectly nice. Unless you're wrong. Then fuck you, you're gonna die.
alexisonfire, being a digital packrat, being awesome, boy sets fire, breaking my glasses, cicero/tully, civilization, civilization iv, combinatorics, constitutional law, diet sunkist lemonade, draco jerusalem, drinking, everything, fresca, fuji syuusuke, gin and tonics, go, goliath/lumpl, hesperus/phosphorus, immortal technique, irc, jason webley, juniper lee, kaplons, kidnapping the santy claws, kit fine, large cardinals, local h - toxic, logic, mc frontalot, modal logic, mst3k, my ipod, nixon/counterpart!nixon, paderewski/paderewski, pandora.com, pat benatar, peter/paderewski, philosophy, politics, prince of tennis, quantifying, quantifying over everything, reed college, rocking out, scott pilgrim, scotus, smoking while drinking, supervaluating your ass, the daily show, the velvet teen, transmetropolitan, transworld sex, unsurpassable ordinals, usenet, wir sind helden